Operation Purity has been aborted
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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