Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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