they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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