New low: just hacked my moms facebook
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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