omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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