and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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