I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
barbara walters just said penis...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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