Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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