You really coming over, don't trick.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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