"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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