Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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