Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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