Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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