honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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