4 words: hood of his car
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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