i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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