You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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