Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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