All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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