haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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