??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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