Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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