She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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