it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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