ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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