The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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