Its about making memories worth repressing
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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