Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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