I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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