check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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