called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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