dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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