Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I love you. Go after that dick
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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