thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i think i just lost a toe
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