This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
