lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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