i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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