your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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