If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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