did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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