Buhtt sex?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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