Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
do nipples grow back?
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