the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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