All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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