I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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