Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
