with your own penis?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize