do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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