i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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