Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I deserve to be covered in dicks
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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