Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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