What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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