my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize