Jerry, you need to find god
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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