I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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