I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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