if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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