I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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