I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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